Relationship laughs

This week has been a busy one for me. Busy but beautiful. Enriching in every way. Yesterday I was on radio, speaking on child sexual abuse and how mothers should be more attentive to their young ones. I told a part of my story. Like a friend of mine says “Own Your Story Or Keep Quiet”.

Today Let’s laugh a bit. Tomorrow I will conclude the gist of the “Pastor Who Proposed Fingering Me.

So;

A woman hears someone knock at the door. She opens to see a man who asks, “Do you have a vagina??” She slams the door in disgust.
The next day she hears a knock, opens up and its the same man. He asks the same question, the woman slams the door again.
Her husband gets home and she tells him what has happened the last two days.

The husband says to her, “Honey I’m taking tomorrow off to be home just in case he shows up again.”
The next morning they hear a knock, the husband says, “I’m going to hide behind
the door and listen. If it is the same guy I want you to answer yes to see where he is going with this.”

It is the same man and he asks the same question, “Do you have a vagina?” He asks, Yes the woman answers. The man then replies, “Good! Would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife’s own alone and start using yours??

Funny right? But on a serious note, why do couples cheat? Are some sex sweeter than the others? Remember the adage that says “the grass is greener where you water it”. Well that is the plain truth.

What do you have planned for today? Have you followed my @surrogatetwins journey yet? Join me in counting down to my rainbowbabies.

Weirdly Yours,
Email: strongnigerianwoman@gmail.com
Facebook handle:@mysurrogatetwins, @astrongnigerianwoman
Twitter:@mysurrogatetwin

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