Lady: Hi, good morning.
Radio Station: Good morning, what can we do for you?
Lady: Please I would like 2 tickets to the A.Y show holding this weekend.
Radio Station: well, you can have the tickets only if u can play a prank on sum1 on air and make them believe it.
Lady: That’s ok
Radio Station: Are you married? Do you have kids?
Lady: Yes, I have a son
Radio Station: Good. You will call your husband and tell him he is not the father of your son.
Lady: Wow, that’s a big one.
Radio Station: Well, depends on how bad you want the tickets, and anyway we will be live on air listening and step in to tell him it’s all a prank.
Lady: Ok. Let’s do this cos I really want the tickets
Radio Station: Ok. Where is he right now?
Woman: He is in the office. His number is…
(Radio Station calls the husband)
Lady: hello love.
Husband: hi baby
Lady: how is work?
Husband: Good! Can’t wait to get back home and make sweet love to you.
Lady: Me too love. But em… there is something I need to tell you
Husband: Ok, I’m all ears dear
Lady: U know I love u?
Husband: Yes I do
Lady: And we promised to always be sincere to each other?
Husband: Yes we did. U are starting to scare me dear, please, what’s this about?
Lady: Something happened in my office 9 yrs ago.
Husband: What happened?
Lady: The annual Christmas party we had in the office 9yrs ago, I got so drunk and had sex with a co-worker…em, you are not the father of our son.
Lady: I just felt u should know.
Husband: Are you crazy?
Lady: Am sorry love; I just needed to get it off my chest.
Husband: I can’t believe this!
Lady: I’m sorry love, please forgive me.
Husband: You want forgiveness? Ok, you too forgive this, I have been sleeping with your sister for the past 5 years.
Radio Station: Oh God!
Lady: What did you say?
Husband: You heard me; we just confessed our sins to each other. Is there someone there with you?
Radio Station: Sir, this is Pranks FM and you are on air. We asked your wife to play a prank on u so you guys can get tickets to go watch the AY live show this weekend.
Husband: Oh shit!
Lady: Oh no!
Radio Station: This is not what we expected sir.
Husband: Damn, damn, damn!