Two Birds in One

Laugh On

Lady: Hi, good morning.

Radio Station: Good morning, what can we do for you?

Lady: Please I would like 2 tickets to the A.Y show holding this weekend.

Radio Station: well, you can have the tickets only if u can play a prank on sum1 on air and make them believe it.

Lady: That’s ok

Radio Station: Are you married? Do you have kids?

Lady: Yes, I have a son

Radio Station: Good. You will call your husband and tell him he is not the father of your son.

Lady: Wow, that’s a big one.

Radio Station: Well, depends on how bad you want the tickets, and anyway we will be live on air listening and step in to tell him it’s all a prank.

Lady: Ok. Let’s do this cos I really want the tickets

Radio Station: Ok. Where is he right now?

Woman: He is in the office. His number is…
(Radio Station calls the husband)

Lady: hello love.
Husband: hi baby

Lady: how is work?
Husband: Good! Can’t wait to get back home and make sweet love to you.

Lady: Me too love. But em… there is something I need to tell you
Husband: Ok, I’m all ears dear

Lady: U know I love u?
Husband: Yes I do

Lady: And we promised to always be sincere to each other?
Husband: Yes we did. U are starting to scare me dear, please, what’s this about?

Lady: Something happened in my office 9 yrs ago.
Husband: What happened?

Lady: The annual Christmas party we had in the office 9yrs ago, I got so drunk and had sex with a co-worker…em, you are not the father of our son.

Husband: WHAT!

Lady: I just felt u should know.

Husband: Are you crazy?

Lady: Am sorry love; I just needed to get it off my chest.

Husband: I can’t believe this!

Lady: I’m sorry love, please forgive me.

Husband: You want forgiveness? Ok, you too forgive this, I have been sleeping with your sister for the past 5 years.

Radio Station: Oh God!

Lady: What did you say?

Husband: You heard me; we just confessed our sins to each other. Is there someone there with you?

Radio Station: Sir, this is Pranks FM and you are on air. We asked your wife to play a prank on u so you guys can get tickets to go watch the AY live show this weekend.

Husband: Oh shit!

Lady: Oh no!

Radio Station: This is not what we expected sir.

Husband: Damn, damn, damn!
(Phone disconnects).

WHAT NEXT?!

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